NSFM - Day 10
Featured snack: Rice Krispies Treats Crunch Mix (Classic variety)
Rating: 40,000 gags
Review: RKT’s might be in my all-time top 10 (homemade, of course) but this snack fails on EVERY front. There is not a single element that isn’t disgusting. The only ingredient that could and should be it’s salvation (the Rice Krispie Treats clusters) are small, unsatisfactory, gross, and not in the least gooey. I could go on for a long time about my disdain for this travesty of a snack (for instance, why are there covered AND plain pretzels?! - Also, why was there a single mint flavored “Cocoa Button” in my bag?). Whoever the ignorant young go-getter at Kellogg’s was that pitched this idea should not only be fired but he (or she) should be forced to eat this despicable crap every day for a year. For shame Snap, Crackle and Pop. You’ve let us all down.